Meet Jed [C]Rapfogel is a living tribute.

Welcome To My World

Hi Dear Readers!

My name is Jed Rapfogel, nice to meet you. I live in Brooklyn, more specifically in Sunset Park, and I work programming movies at a theater in Manhattan. Because I’m a very private person, I don’t want to say which theater I work at, but lets just say that it rhmyes with Manthology Rilm Farchives. When I’m not busy watching movies you can find me eating cheap pizza and cheaper dumplings. A few facts you didn’t know about Jed till now:

• I bathe every four days
• My beard is wanted in three states for money laundering….
• …and in two for mail fraud. OOPS!
• I moonlight as a referee at backyard wrestling matches
• I bare more than a passing resemblance to TV’s Kenneth from 30 Rock
• The St. Louis Arch was my idea. I drew it on a napkin and left it at a bar. A few years later there it was hogging the horizon. Imagine my surprise. Never got paid.

That’s all for now. I have to get to a movie. But first I need some pizza. More soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Love, Jed